Week 9 Team Name Recap
Judge: Duke
Topic: MAZZA BOWL V
#58-28 (Duke)
This guy is clearly living in the past and can you blame him? With 0 catches in MB5 he was probably better off not showing up at all.
0 points
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Let’s go Batman! (Vic)
This was BY FAR the most creative team name I’ve seen from Vic all season. If we were grading based on improvement on past performance you’d be rewarded 0.0001 points. Since we go by whole numbers, you get a donut! Alsav will share an Entenmann’s with you
0 points
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SANUw white&7th loss (Charles)
Since Charles failed to get his 7th loss last week he decided to keep the same team name. Congrats! Now your team name is accurate. Still nothing to do with MB so you get nothing
0 points (Punitive -2 will be awarded to Charles for not changing his team name.)
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Terrybyte (Ez)
Hi Ezra. If you’re reading this article say “Collywobbles” in Mazza chat. You have 24 hours. If you don’t, you get minus 2. If you do, you get -24x-33=-5x+5 points
Points pending response (Duke’s point awarding will not be rewarded. Punitive -2 will be awarded to Ezra for not changing his team name.)
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BATMAN WINS 51-43 (Moshal)
It’s a sad day when someone reads your team name and thinks its vicsav. At least you got an MB Win. If only you had me as a receiver you coulda threw for 4 TDs
0 points
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4th Win Coming (Stan)
Stan bringing back an OBG team name (3rd win coming) and fulfills the prophecy by getting his 4th MB win leading all players! Simple yet witty team name gets the job done for our first point
1 point
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JunnUgonnaLose58-28 (Alsav)
Alsavknowshowtolose andittakesonetoknowone soihadfaiththatiwouldlose luckilyitwasntasbadas5828 butstillithurtstolose sorryforcrushingyouthisweek ilovealsavandmisshisteamnames
Those were all other TNG options for alsav. Somehow he’d find a way to make them fit. It was a rough week for Alsav losing MB and losing the week. But there’s always a silver lining. One of the few who used a player in their team name joins the pointage
1 point
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PickSAV (Mokass)
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Vic didnt even QB and STILL managed to get “picked off” by his brother. Mokass didnt even care about the 5 bench and went all in on the dedication. Savage move! A simple name but… it’s just beautiful
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2 points
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Running For Miles (Sharari)
Impressed and honored that Sharari changed his team name this week! Welcome back to TNG. Maybe we should tell him I’m judge every week. The Shark was all over the field and was measured by our analysts to have run for 3.3 miles during MB5. With Mokass sitting the second half due to kryptonite, sharari took advantage and helped team Batman take the lead
1 point
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HOPeMokassIsOK (Yoss)
I think we can all agree on that one. After a scary fall, thank god it wasn’t as bad as originally anticipated. Mokass we wish you a speedy recovery. I hope the horse jizz is working. Honorable mention to Team Superman’s very own HOPkins for turning his season around pretty much immediately after alsav traded him
1 point
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StillsDKifDukeScored (Dag)
Dont poke the bear Dag!! Mr Batman himself dominated the 2nd half of Mazza Bowl to take on MVP honors. Dag miscalculated and took a chance on the final play which had the potential to result in a pick 6 allowing superman one last chance to tie. He did manage to hold on though, congrats on the win ex-commish. Spoiler alert: Duke scored. So did dag..
XP from midfield: 3 points #hamevinyavin
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*^accuracy.69🎯🖕💪GG (Nimo)
After throwing a tirade and threatening to not play in MB5 because of his low 78 rating, Nimo decided to man up and prove the haters wrong. With a low 69 Deep Ball Accuracy rating, nimo showed everyone the old nimo with a variety of tools at QB and even showed off his [injured?] legs with a couple of runs and high jumps. Needless to say, Nimos rating will go up next year. Inshalla fully healthy!
1 point