| Topic and Judge schedule | |||
| Week | Date | Topic | Judge |
| 1 | 8-Sep | TV Show Title or Reference | Dag |
| 2 | 15-Sep | Movie Title or Reference | Nimo |
| 3 | 22-Sep | Food | Sharari |
| 4 | 29-Sep | Technology | Ezra |
| 5 | 6-Oct | Jewish Holidays | Charles |
| 6 | 13-Oct | Rivalry Week | Yossi |
| 7 | 20-Oct | Disney | Stan |
| 8 | 27-Oct | Candy | Vic Sav |
| 9 | 3-Nov | MAZZA BOWL 5 | Duke |
| 10 | 10-Nov | “Title of Your Sex Tape” | Moshal |
| 11 | 17-Nov | PLAYOFFS: Music (Songs, Artists, Bands, Lyrics, etc.) | Ezra |
| 12 | 24-Nov | PLAYOFFS: Destinations | Moses |
| 13 | 1-Dec | FINALS: Star Wars | Stanley |
| Final Regular Season Standings | |
| Team | Points |
| Dag | 17 |
| Mo Kass | 16 |
| Stanley | 14 |
| Alsav | 13 |
| Yossi | 11 |
| Vic Sav | 11 |
| Duke | 7 |
| Moshal | 5 |
| Nimo | 1 |
| Sharari | -7 |
| Charles | -9 |
| Ezra | -13 |
Week 13 (FINALS) Team Name Recap
Judge: Stanley J. Cohen
Topic: Star Wars
McKisselRunN12Parsex (Mokass) vs ClevLando CalBreeson (Yoss)
Star Wars is the name of the game for the Team Name Game Finals! I want to get this out of the way first before I get to the judging. Last Week’s loss to Mokass in the Team Name Game Semifinals has absolutely NO bearing on how I will judge this matchup. It’s not Mokass’ fault that Moses stinks.
So, to the very Han Solo centric team names.
McKisselRunN12Parsex – I had to check Mokass’ roster like three times to make sure I wasn’t missing somebody on his team named Par or sex or Run. I didn’t account for the “N” I assume he wouldn’t stoop THAT low for a team name.
I just checked again and it seems to be only JD McKissic. I like this name but it has one blemish. A 12 Parsec run is garbage. Han did it in UNDER 12 Parsecs. So why is Mokass celebrating losing? Could be a sign of things to come.
ClevLando CalBreeson – Lando! Listen to this description of Lando: “Lando made a career as a gambler, con artist, playboy, mining engineer, and businessman.” Guy is a MFing roller and then gets to be portrayed by Donald Glover (TROY!!) in Solo. Not bad. I’m a big fan of using full players names (take notes, Mokass) and yoss got two here with Cleveland and Brees. HOWEVER I am not a fan of mispronouncing characters names in the team names. I’m being a stickler but Calrissian should have at least been Calbreesian!
Bottom line: Mokass used 75% of a players name, Yossi used 100% of 2 players names. Both botched certain aspects of their names. In the end I couldn’t get past the Yoss pronunciation error and Lando DID lose the Millennium Falcon to Han Solo who then completed the (under) 12 parsec run…..so your winner is MOKASS.
